November 5th, 2004

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Yes, I know about the up to the minute emergency response listing website for Seattle Metro. But it tells me almost nothing about what happened
First, I heard bits and pieces about a Metro Bus hitting a telephone pole today after some guy attacked the driver. Valid? A stretch? I know there was a similar story a month or so back, but I'm talking today. Something on the radio mentioned that's why traffic was so horrid today.

Second, Between maybe 2nd and 6th, and University and Pine (maybe farther north) there was some crazy stuff going on (around 7:30). Cops blocking a bunch of intersections, as well as 5 or 6 cop cars near Aaron brother framing on what I think is 3rd. Then going up Pike, I had to get off the bus because the driver said it would be faster to walk, and we were going to be there for a while. Someone mentioned something about a robbery.

In any case, today has been one very weird day for Seattle, and I want to know more about these strange happenings.

(no subject)

The Rocky Horror MUPPET Show

November 6, 2004

Revived for the first time in three years
with guest performer The Incomparable Savannah

This is wacky insanity that should not be missed! Yes, we will be dressed as Muppets dressed as RHPS characters. Crazy, huh? Feel free to come dressed as well!

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Mudflap Girl At Heart

Shrink Me, Baby

Looking for a new therapist, memories section was inconclusive. Any recommendations? I'd prefer a psychologist over a psychiatrist or MSW, someone who has evening/weekend hours and takes Regence Blue Shield--but mostly, I just need to find someone that I click with (the last few I've tried didn't feel quite right). I like the Psychosocial Developmental Theory work that I've participated in, and I really need someone who provides immediate feedback--none of this laying on a sofa while the shrink takes notes shit.
  • Current Mood

Assume a new name

This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor...

My new name is Snotty Bubblebutt.

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book,"Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorke v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney p = chunks q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.

Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
Jayden Layne
  • salem77

Hi Seattle.... I'm taking a chance here...

Not to be alarmist, but there really are some strange things going on tonight. If any of you tune into Coast To Coast AM, the Seattle area has been warned about an upcoming earthquake/typhoon/tsunami tomorrow. A replay of the segment will be airing at 2AM on 570KVI. Now I know the majority of you do not listen to this station, but I urge you to humor me just this once. You might enjoy yourself.

If you don't have urgent business in town tomorrow, you might consider heading away from the coastal area. Several sources have urged me to do so myself, as soon as possible. If your pets are acting weird, or you've noticed the odd behavior of wildlife in your vicinity, please take heed and consider protecting yourself and your family by getting out of the metro area.

Odd things happening tonight in our area:

Crazed rifleman arrested from rooftop in Pioneer Square.

Deer struck by passing motorist on highway in the Cascades.

Horses running into roadway.

:cue spooky theremin music: Strange days.

EDIT: Links are fixed, the Stuart Wilde site is having heavy volumes, so that link may take a few tries.