Lu (lulurenegade) wrote in seattle,
Lu
lulurenegade
seattle

Hey! You--pedestrians!

Y'all! All of Seattle! When you are crossing the street at a light and you have to push the signal button for the little green man to turn on--yeah, that? DO NOT REPEATEDLY SMASH THE GODDAMN THING OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. It doesn't help the light to change any faster for your sorry self. It's annoying to watch, and it makes you look like an impatient ass. Did I mention that it doesn't make the lights change any faster?

Stop. Please. For the goddamned love of God.

That is all.

Thank you.
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