miss kitty (kittenaskat) wrote in seattle,
miss kitty
kittenaskat
seattle

this should solve the monorail issue...

all we need are cats, butter and toast:

This is from the winner of a "scientific" theory paper writing contest, the paper is entitled "Perpetual Motion".

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. Therefore, if a slice of toast is strapped
to a cat's back, buttered side up, and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches above the ground. If enough toast-laden felines were used, they could form the basis of a high-speed monorail system.


At last! A solution to one of Seattle's ongoing transportation battles!

Just so long as no one alerts the SPCA...
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